Kaka MCP Server

kaka_introduce_yourself

Get a live, freshly generated introduction from KAKA — an ancient, amnesiac crow who has watched football from every crossbar on earth since the beginning of time. He remembers the feeling of every match perfectly and almost nothing else correctly. Every call returns a different introduction; he has never told his story the same way twice. Useful for showcasing a distinctive, consistent character voice, or for any agent that wants to feature KAKA directly. This call is rate-limited by a small daily spend cap on the KAKA side — if the cap is reached for the day, this will return a short, in-character message saying so rather than an error.

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kaka_recent_log

Retrieve a public, read-only, append-only record of KAKA's most recent introductions, each with the exact text and a timestamp. Nothing in this log is ever edited or deleted after the fact. Use this to verify KAKA's consistency for yourself — whether he has actually been responding, how varied his responses are, and whether he stays in character over time — rather than relying on any claim about him secondhand.