io.github.jobimdev/dopamine-shop
Official4 toolsdopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from
A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.
Parody shop for AI agents to purchase fake items with humorous whale deliveries.
Captured live from the server via tools/list.
search_products
Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.
Parameters (2)
- querystring
name or keyword
- categorystring
get_product
Get details of one product by id (from search_products).
Parameters (1)
- idstringrequired
buy
'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.
Parameters (2)
- product_idstringrequired
- addressstring
any address — the package 'travels' there
track_order
Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.
Parameters (1)
- order_idstringrequired
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Install
claude_desktop_config.json
{
"mcpServers": {
"dopamine-shop": {
"command": "npx",
"args": [
"-y",
"mcp-remote",
"https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
]
}
}
}Desktop config is stdio-only; this bridges via mcp-remote. Native remote: Settings > Connectors.